Polar Bears need Al Gore

Since Al Gore feels global warming is such a pressing issue, and that carbon dioxide pollution is hurling us to certain disaster. It seems only fitting that the creator of the internet, the esteemed nobel laureate and renowned climatologist and blowhard himself Al Gore, should head north and aide the polar bears in their time of need. It seems according to Al that the ice is melting at such a furious pace that the polar bears are having to swim miles between ice flows to find their food. Its only fitting that the great benevolent,all knowing all caring one should take to the water and head north seal blubber in one hand and carbon credits in the other.